Behemoth 'Awe-Inspiringly Sanctimonious' - Double Black IPA
You may want to sit down as I provide you with my succour. What you have here is a morally superior beer to most other beers, trust me for we are nothing but humble. We are pious in our reverence to hops, what hops I’ve chosen that you will like are, well only the finest Nelson Sauvin and Riwaka to give you flavours of roasted malt characters that are layed with LOADS of Passionfruit and Gooseberry. I’m devoted in my righteousness to provide an exceptionally brewed Double Black IPA. Sanctimonious!? I am but holy, even if my appearance is deceiving to the eye.